Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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