Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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