I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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