Porn is love you can see.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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