During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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