bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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