this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
