it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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