The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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