Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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