i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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