It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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