Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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