All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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