Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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