my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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