he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
try to milk me bitch
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