I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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