I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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