When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Randomize
