It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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