On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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