But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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