Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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