have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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