and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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