: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
We have started to decorate penises.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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