no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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