so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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