can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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