Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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