so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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