Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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