Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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