I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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