The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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