I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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