remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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