what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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