If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I need to stop coming to work sober
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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