Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm experimenting with sincerity
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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