There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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