I cockslap morals
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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