Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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