woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Randomize
