Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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