he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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