Can Purell be used as lube?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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