these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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