i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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