If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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